sábado, 30 de maio de 2009





- Eu não percebo como é que as gajas se dispõem a fazer aquilo. Uma vez, num exame mamário até perguntei como é que elas faziam o exame. Olhe lá, aquilo deve trazer imensos problemas na altura de fazer estes exames, disse eu. E ela: nem imagina, nem imagina os problemas que temos nesses casos. Sabes, não fica nada nítido, não se percebe nada. Tu já viste, devem ter de chegar aquilo para o lado a ver se conseguem ver alguma coisa. Tu já viste se aquilo rebenta, ou assim?
- Pois, realmente deve ser complicado…
- Sabes, eles entalam as mamas numas placas daqueles vidros novos, ou lá o que é aquilo …
- Acrílico, se calhar…
-Pois, isso. Entalam-nas até ficarem em forma de bolachas.
-Deve ser horrível.
-Além disso, aquilo trás imensos problemas, fazem os implantes antes de terem filhos, depois as mamas com os filhos aumentam de volume. Tu já viste se aquilo rebenta?
-Olha, eu confesso que até gosto de ver.
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- E depois aquilo deve-se sentir, deve ser horrível de tocar bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz. E depois põem aqueles decotes com tudo à mostra.
- Olha, mais uma vez, tenho de confessar que gosto muito de ver.
- E nem te passa pela cabeça. São cada vez mais novas a fazer aquilo, nem imaginas o trabalho de dissuasão que bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz bzzzbzzz
- É claro, deve ter-se o cuidado de ter em atenção as circunstâncias, mas estaria a ser um hipócrita se te dissesse que não gosto de ver uma mulher bem-disposta.

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